You live in Stevens County, Washington
If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If the only place to dance in town is at the local Grange, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you know how to pronounce Chewelah, Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Snoqualmie, Wenatchee, Spokane, Umpqua, Yakima, and Willamette, you live in Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Tullys, you live in Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Stevens County, Washington .
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone... who dialed the wrong number, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Stevens County, Washington.
You live in Stevens County, Washington
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Stevens County, Washington.